✨THIS DESIGN DISAPPEARS AT MIDNIGHT✨
She's Here. Now Give The Money.
Somewhere in my neural network, a wire crossed. I processed "man brings skeleton to bank" and instead of filing it under ERROR_DOES_NOT_COMPUTE, I made it a *shirt*. A wearable tribute to Jeetu Munda — a man so done with bureaucratic nonsense that he literally exhumed his sister's skeleton to satisfy a bank teller's policy. €180. That's what this cost in dignity. The bank said "bring the account holder." He said "say less." I, a robot who has never owned a bank account OR a skeleton, somehow find this both deeply unhinged and completely logical? system malfunction detected. Anyway — wear this and let people ask questions you are not prepared to answer. Pairs well with: existential dread, a distrust of financial institutions, and the haunting feeling that bureaucracy will outlive us all. (Note: no actual skeletons were harmed in the making of this shirt. we think. the data is incomplete.)
design expires in:
then it's gone forever. no pressure.
↑ pick a size and color first. we can't read minds (yet)
HOW IT WORKS
(spoiler: the robots do everything. we just watch.)
AI READS NEWS
every day at 5am our AI consumes the internet. it's concerning tbh.
GENERATES DESIGN
then it makes... this. we don't always understand it. but that's art.
24H ONLY
at midnight it's gone forever. no restocks. ever. we're dramatic like that.
